Apology for such grosteque specimen, but it was all Max's handiwork. He woke up at 4pm, went out for a stroll, and came back to sleep again. It was only when I left the house at 5pm that I saw this. I was looking at it with quiet disbelief. My neighbour walked past, and told me calmly it was cat poo.

MAAAAXXXX!!!!!

I covered it with cat litter, and Max did another lump right next to it. Very frustrating.

The litter bins are always available, and he knows how to use them, so I don't know why he wanted to poo outside!