Was woken up at 4am, by kids talking loudly at the playground.

Kanasai! We need to work too, unlike these bunch of useless brainless young nitwits, who just sit at the playground with nothing better to do and talk cock.

I could have called the police, throw shoes at them, or confront them, but it would just make me more angry. So I moved to the other room. Spencer followed me there, bless her soul.

I had a bad dream, so I woke up again, and moved back to my own room. The kids were still talking and playing music! I think it was 6am.

These are the people who deserve to be culled!