It was horrible to watch tough, grown men cried, at 1.30am in the morning.

10 men England fell to Portugal after 0-0 extra time, and 3-1 after penalty shoot outs.

The goal keepers from both countries did a great job, saving speactacularly during the game.

England didn't crash after Rooney the Thug was sent off for stepping on another player's *ahem* crown jewels, and then pushing C Ronaldo the Chao Ah Beng. And Beckham was injured, and cried angry tears after limping off.

Young strikers like Lennon and Crouch worked hard, and the defenders Terry, Ferdinand, the Coles, Hargreaves ran for the whole 120 minutes. However, England was weak, and we could see it. The strikers didn't have the finishing to score, there was no team work during passing, the players didn't take the chance to shoot when the opportunities arise. And they never learnt from their mistakes ie the penalty shoot outs.

To do list if I am the next England team manager:

1) send Rooney back to kindergarden, to learn proper manners

2) repair the rifts between the England players, led by Beckham and Gerrard, ASAP

3) practice penalty shoot outs, for God's sake!!!

4) get the Mafia to assasinate C Ronaldo, for being a mincing, prancing, diving, meddling and scheming queen, instead of concentrating on the game. Maybe I should nominate him for an Oscar first.

5) nothing to be done for Eriksson. He will be cursed and reviled till kingdom comes, and that is justice.