These greeted me when I reached home last night.

Some shit/ vomit like substance in front of TV.

All the biscuits scattered on the kitchen floor, the bowl up-ended.

More shit/vomit like substance on the kitchen floor.

I was too tired to get cross, so I just cleaned up.

I will need a CSI team to find out what exactly happened!

Now I understand why some mothers can strangle or drown their babies.