Now I know why this Hat is so fat.

Mera's mummy feed him at 8am, then he comes up for breakfast. When I prepare the strays' food, he would stretch his hind paws and pretend that he hasn't eaten. And I caught him polishing off Auntycat's leftovers!!

Breakfast was late yesterday, and BH2 was loitering. He saw me and tried to catch my attention, by BITING my thigh. Luckily I was in trackpants. The calico ran up to him with bottle-brush tail, and slapped him. Whoa!