A couple approached me.

Male customer: " I want the best pregnancy tests!! Show me!!"

After appropriate explainations, I left them to make their own decisions.

Male customer dumped a pile of pregnancy tests on the cashier counter, obviously they could not decide.

Male customer: " Which one is the most accurate?"

Me ( to the female ); " When is your period due?"

Male customer: " We had sex last night, and I want to know NOW if she is pregnant!!!!!"

Me : .......................*foaming at the mouth*

And these are the type of IT professionals whom our government is welcoming with open arms.